March Masturbatory Madness Week 3

1. All of the following statements are false EXCEPT:
A. Married Couples Do Not Engage In Anal Sex
B. Between 3-10 Percent Of Married Women Enjoy Anal Sex Regularly
C. Anal Sex Is Only Practiced By Gay Men
D. Lubricant During Anal Sex Is Not Necessary
E. Anal Sex Is Wrong And Should Be Avoided At All Costs


2. What city in the US requires all businesses to have working condom machines on the premises?
A. Chicago,IL
B. Seattle,WA
C. Miami,FL
D. Cambridge, MA
E. Dallas,TX


3. The Perfumed Garden is a sexual manual originally written in…
A. Chinese
B. Arabic
C. German
D. Urdu
E. French

4. What percentage of people fantasize more often about money than sex?
A. 20%
B. 30%
C. 40%
D. 50%
E. 60%

5. As late as 1940, a candidate for the U.S. Naval Academy was rejected if it was discovered that he.. .
A. Was A Homosexual
B. Slept Around A Lot
C. Masturbated
D. Collected Porn Mags
E. Had A Small Penis

6. What your partner does after sex may have lots of hidden meanings. Immediately going to the bathroom may reflect feelings of …
A. Happiness
B. Guilt
C. Anger
D. Regret
E. Constipation

7. What human organ expands to seven times its original size?
A. Lungs
B. Vagina
C. Eyelid
D. Mouth
E. Penis

8. The first automatic vibrator was invented in _____ and was steam powered, it was used to treat female disorders.
A. 1869
B. 1924
C. 1947
D. 1955
E. 1969

9. How many positions are described in the Kama Sutra?
A. 529
B. 429
C. 329
D. 129
E. 69



10. Who liked to videotape themselves during sex?
A. Bill Clinton
B. Elvis
C. Mick Jagger
D. Richard Nixon