March Masturbatory Madness Week 1

Hey Everyone! Here are the questions for week 1. Feel free to finish them anytime up to the 28th of March and email the answers to us at drew.mare@yahoo.com

1. According to "Playboy," how many husbands enjoy eating a girl out?
A. 50%
B. 60%
C. 70%
D. 80%
E. 90%

2. The earliest picture of a man eating a woman out is located in
A. Ramses' tomb
B. the wall of a Roman bath house
C. a cliff dwelling in Arizona
D. the margin of a monk’s prayer book
E. parchment found in the city of Sodom

3. Do you know what the fuck is a Mad Dragon?
A. when a guy is getting head just before he shoots off he forces his cock down his partners mouth making them gag and the cum comes out the nose
B. anal sex
C. when a guy is doing a girl from behind just before she cums he punches her in the head and knocks her the fuck out
D. rimming
E. a pissed off dragon

4. Typically, how long does it take for a guy to cumm when he wanks off?
A. 2 Minutes
B. 3 Minutes
C. 4 Minutes
D. 5 Minutes
E. 10 Minutes

5. What breakfast food was created in hopes that reduce masturbation?
A. Corn Flakes
B. Frosted Flakes
C. Raisin Bran
D. Fruit Loops
E. Rice Krispies

6. What is the percentage of men that say they jerk off at least once a day?
A. 5%
B. 18%
C. 39%
D. 54%
E. 89%

7. Which treat was made to lower "venereal excess"?
A. Graham Crackers
B. Macaroons
C. Mallomars
D. Ritz Crackers
E. Lolly Pops

8. In Pakistan the oldest what was found?
A. Vibrator
B. Tampon
C. Sex Whip
D. Dildo
E. Condom


9. Besides from the mommy and daddy parts, what body part swells during sex?
A. The Tongue
B. The Stomach
C. The Inner Nose
D. The Legs
E. The Ears

10. According to most therapists, how long should a couple wait before They do the dirty dead?
A. 2 Weeks
B. 4 Weeks
C. 6 Weeks
D. 1 Year
E. Until Marriage