March Masturbatory Madness Week 4

Here are the last week's questions!

1. What is rated the number one subconscious way to attract the opposite sex?
A. Flipping Your Hair
B. Whistling
C. Direct Eye Contact
D. Smiling
E. Humming

2. A survey in Cosmopolitan magazine said that foreplay usually last 14 to 17 minutes for the average married couple, and that the man typically reaches orgasm after ____ minutes of copulation.
A. 3
B. 6
C. 9
D. 12
E. 60

3. Superstitious ladies of the eighteenth century hung what over their beds to stave off pregnancy?
A. The Bones Of A Black Cat
B. An Amulet Filled With Calf's Liver
C. Rabbit Dung And The Hide Of A Mule
D. A Pair Of Eunuch's Testicles
E. All Of The Above

4. What is the most arousing time of the day for a man?
A. Morning
B. Afternoon
C. Early Evening
D. Late Evening
E. Midnight

5. The majority of men reach their sexual peak at age…
A. 14
B. 18
C. 25
D. 30
E. 35

6. How long into life can a woman have multiple orgasms?
A. Age 45
B. Age 50-60
C. Age 60-70
D. Until The Day She Dies
E. It Depends On Who She's With

7. According to the book, "The Adonis Complex: The Secret Crisis of Male Body Obsession", the number one body part that a man is obsessed with is his…
A. Penis
B. Hair
C. Chest
D. Muscles
E. Nose

8. The best known penis in the world is probably the one belonging to John Curtis Holmes (1944-1988), whose penis when in erection measured a stunning____?
A. 10 Inches
B. 12 Inches
C. 14 Inches
D. 16 Inches
E. 18 Inches

9. The most ejaculatory orgasms ever recorded in 1 hour for a man is ____. However, although no official records exist, a man can have much more.
A. 12
B. 16
C. 20
D. 24
E. 28

10. Every year how many Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual positions?
A. 3,000
B. 5,000
C. 7,000
D. 9,000
E. 11,000

BBW Moonsinger on Friday's Drew and Mare Show

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March Masturbatory Madness Week 3

1. All of the following statements are false EXCEPT:
A. Married Couples Do Not Engage In Anal Sex
B. Between 3-10 Percent Of Married Women Enjoy Anal Sex Regularly
C. Anal Sex Is Only Practiced By Gay Men
D. Lubricant During Anal Sex Is Not Necessary
E. Anal Sex Is Wrong And Should Be Avoided At All Costs


2. What city in the US requires all businesses to have working condom machines on the premises?
A. Chicago,IL
B. Seattle,WA
C. Miami,FL
D. Cambridge, MA
E. Dallas,TX


3. The Perfumed Garden is a sexual manual originally written in…
A. Chinese
B. Arabic
C. German
D. Urdu
E. French

4. What percentage of people fantasize more often about money than sex?
A. 20%
B. 30%
C. 40%
D. 50%
E. 60%

5. As late as 1940, a candidate for the U.S. Naval Academy was rejected if it was discovered that he.. .
A. Was A Homosexual
B. Slept Around A Lot
C. Masturbated
D. Collected Porn Mags
E. Had A Small Penis

6. What your partner does after sex may have lots of hidden meanings. Immediately going to the bathroom may reflect feelings of …
A. Happiness
B. Guilt
C. Anger
D. Regret
E. Constipation

7. What human organ expands to seven times its original size?
A. Lungs
B. Vagina
C. Eyelid
D. Mouth
E. Penis

8. The first automatic vibrator was invented in _____ and was steam powered, it was used to treat female disorders.
A. 1869
B. 1924
C. 1947
D. 1955
E. 1969

9. How many positions are described in the Kama Sutra?
A. 529
B. 429
C. 329
D. 129
E. 69



10. Who liked to videotape themselves during sex?
A. Bill Clinton
B. Elvis
C. Mick Jagger
D. Richard Nixon

Friday's Show!!

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Candi Sparks is on this week's show!!

Come listen to Candi Sparks This Friday Night!

Drew and I are excited to announce our special guest for this week's show is the sexy, beautiful BBW adult model, Candi Sparks!! Candi will be on the show live and we would love for everyone to join us in chat to ask questions or even call in and talk to Candi live!

In the mean time, check Candi out at:

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March Masturbatory Madness Week 2

Here are this week's questions! Good Luck!

1. About how many Americans got Chlamydia last year? Please remember to use a condom!!!

A. 4 Million

B. 5 Million

C. 10 Million

D. 14 Million

E. 100 Million

2. After a guy cums, how fast does sperm move? Go guys go!!

A. 12 mph

B. 16 mph

C. 21 mph

D. 27 mph

E. 31 mph

3. If you are watching your protein intake, how many calories are in those swimming guys?

A. 100

B. 75

C. 50

D. 25

E. 5

4. Why you would need one I don’t know and the thought of where it comes from scares me, but in what year was the first successful vagina transplant performed?…

A. 1968

B. 1971

C. 1973

D. 1975

E. 1984

5. And now I question I need to time myself on, the longest orgasm a woman has had is:
A. 18 seconds

B. 24 second

sC. 43 seconds

D. 1 minute

E. It's Still Going

6. How much of the lucky female population can cum just from breast play? And can we try it now?

A. 1%

B. 3%

C. 7%

D. 10%

E. 20%


7. And now a question to make you go out and buy condoms, what percentage of 15-55 year olds get at least one STD?

A. Fifty Percent

B. Twenty-Five Percent

C. Twenty Percent

D. Ten Percent

E. Less Than Five Percent

8. What bands name comes from a sexual device from the book The Naked Lunch?

A. The Rolling Stones

B. ZZ Top

C. Steely Dan

D. Wham

E. INXS

9. For all Sea World fans, how old are sperm whales when they are sexually mature…

A. 0

B. 3 Months

C. 6 Months

D. 9 Months

E. 1 Year

10. The ancient Greeks used what food to get in the mood?

A. Radish

B. Asparagus

C. Carrot

D. Turnip

E. Squash

please email us the answers to drew.mare@yahoo.com See you next week!

Friday's Show is Almost Here!

Steak and Blow Jobs Night!!

Vibrators, Dildos, Beads and more…Let’s Talk About Toys! Bring your favorites and let’s find out why we like what we do. Is it the buzzing or the filling that drives you wild? Why do they make the bedroom so much more fun? Don’t forget about toys for the guys too, after all, pleasure is a shared experience.... Come join us in our new 2 hour format where we will be celebrating Drew’s favorite holiday, introducing Mare’s new Girl Talk segment and lots of sexy fun, and maybe a surprise guest or 2! Drop us some love to drew.mare@yahoo.com so we can read your musings on the air!
Check out The Drew and Mare Show Friday night, midnight Eastern!

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Friday

March Masturbatory Madness Week 1

Hey Everyone! Here are the questions for week 1. Feel free to finish them anytime up to the 28th of March and email the answers to us at drew.mare@yahoo.com

1. According to "Playboy," how many husbands enjoy eating a girl out?
A. 50%
B. 60%
C. 70%
D. 80%
E. 90%

2. The earliest picture of a man eating a woman out is located in
A. Ramses' tomb
B. the wall of a Roman bath house
C. a cliff dwelling in Arizona
D. the margin of a monk’s prayer book
E. parchment found in the city of Sodom

3. Do you know what the fuck is a Mad Dragon?
A. when a guy is getting head just before he shoots off he forces his cock down his partners mouth making them gag and the cum comes out the nose
B. anal sex
C. when a guy is doing a girl from behind just before she cums he punches her in the head and knocks her the fuck out
D. rimming
E. a pissed off dragon

4. Typically, how long does it take for a guy to cumm when he wanks off?
A. 2 Minutes
B. 3 Minutes
C. 4 Minutes
D. 5 Minutes
E. 10 Minutes

5. What breakfast food was created in hopes that reduce masturbation?
A. Corn Flakes
B. Frosted Flakes
C. Raisin Bran
D. Fruit Loops
E. Rice Krispies

6. What is the percentage of men that say they jerk off at least once a day?
A. 5%
B. 18%
C. 39%
D. 54%
E. 89%

7. Which treat was made to lower "venereal excess"?
A. Graham Crackers
B. Macaroons
C. Mallomars
D. Ritz Crackers
E. Lolly Pops

8. In Pakistan the oldest what was found?
A. Vibrator
B. Tampon
C. Sex Whip
D. Dildo
E. Condom


9. Besides from the mommy and daddy parts, what body part swells during sex?
A. The Tongue
B. The Stomach
C. The Inner Nose
D. The Legs
E. The Ears

10. According to most therapists, how long should a couple wait before They do the dirty dead?
A. 2 Weeks
B. 4 Weeks
C. 6 Weeks
D. 1 Year
E. Until Marriage

Friday Night's Show

Get Sexy With Drew and Mare

It’s time for the hottest night of the week! Drew and Mare invite you to let it all out with them this Friday night at Midnight when the topic of the week will be SEX!!! Can You Handle These Curves, Baby? We will be discussing ways to make sex more fun, hot and pleasurable. Bring your favorite tips, positions, heck even your favorite toy to the show!
Also, we will be starting March Masturbatory Madness!! Join us as we get downright sexy when the questions start flying and take a chance at winning a great prize! See you there, Friday night, midnight at bbwadultradio.com!

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Wow! That was fun!

I had a great time doing our first show tonight. Thanks for all the energy out in webchat! You guys make the show fun. I hope you enjoyed our topics and sexiness and I would love to hear a bit more from the guys out there, Drew has his followers but I need some of my own! So guys come talk to me next time so I can let you know all about what I like!!!!

Mare