March Masturbatory Madness Week 2

Here are this week's questions! Good Luck!

1. About how many Americans got Chlamydia last year? Please remember to use a condom!!!

A. 4 Million

B. 5 Million

C. 10 Million

D. 14 Million

E. 100 Million

2. After a guy cums, how fast does sperm move? Go guys go!!

A. 12 mph

B. 16 mph

C. 21 mph

D. 27 mph

E. 31 mph

3. If you are watching your protein intake, how many calories are in those swimming guys?

A. 100

B. 75

C. 50

D. 25

E. 5

4. Why you would need one I don’t know and the thought of where it comes from scares me, but in what year was the first successful vagina transplant performed?…

A. 1968

B. 1971

C. 1973

D. 1975

E. 1984

5. And now I question I need to time myself on, the longest orgasm a woman has had is:
A. 18 seconds

B. 24 second

sC. 43 seconds

D. 1 minute

E. It's Still Going

6. How much of the lucky female population can cum just from breast play? And can we try it now?

A. 1%

B. 3%

C. 7%

D. 10%

E. 20%


7. And now a question to make you go out and buy condoms, what percentage of 15-55 year olds get at least one STD?

A. Fifty Percent

B. Twenty-Five Percent

C. Twenty Percent

D. Ten Percent

E. Less Than Five Percent

8. What bands name comes from a sexual device from the book The Naked Lunch?

A. The Rolling Stones

B. ZZ Top

C. Steely Dan

D. Wham

E. INXS

9. For all Sea World fans, how old are sperm whales when they are sexually mature…

A. 0

B. 3 Months

C. 6 Months

D. 9 Months

E. 1 Year

10. The ancient Greeks used what food to get in the mood?

A. Radish

B. Asparagus

C. Carrot

D. Turnip

E. Squash

please email us the answers to drew.mare@yahoo.com See you next week!